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every time we expose someone’s obscure post to ~10,000 followers and i see them incredulous about it on their blog i have to resist the urge to bring them into the spotlight and make their activity page explode
here’s to you, people i now follow on my personal and tumblr user handsome-jacking-off
yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
On friday, when I walked out of a McDonalds for my lunch break, (and on a cold, sunny day mind you) suddenly large drops of water rained over me and chilled my spine. I took a step back and looked up, to see someone watering plants on a fire escape with a jumbo watering can.
It stands to be the only documented case where I’ve ever publicly yelled ”OI, THANKS FOR THE SHOWER, YA FUCKIN’ DOUCHEBAG”
when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something
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